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THAT NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET SHOW aka That Elm Street Show aka Springwood


"That Elm Street Show" Is a sitcom parody of the NOES, a prequel that revolves around the characters before the nightmares they encounter in the film.

It is created as a comedy take-off in the style of many different sitcoms.




Hangin' out

On Elm Street

The same old dream

we had last week

Not a thing to do

But talk to you

We're all awake

We're all awake



ALL RIGHT SPRINGWOOD!






Cast of Characters:




Quentin Smith, a curly-haird', awkward and shy insomniac and music enthusiast. He is best friends with Jesse and Moose. He is a loyal friend and wonders why is life is random, and has a crush on his rebellious neighbor, Nancy, and Ian Curtis of Joy Division is his idol.



Nancy Holbrook, an angry, gothic outcast and artist. Neighbors with Quentin on Elm Street, and Quentin's secret crush. The feelings are mutual but are never told. Though she desires to be with Quentin, she often refuses his invitations, and that of anyone else. She works in the diner.



Jesse Braun, Springwood's badboy. A rough, tough, 90's prodigy and die-hard Nirvana fan, who has a knack for climbing into windows. He is also a claustrophobic and comes from the dark side of town. He's also hopelessly inlove with Kris, who he has an on again/off again relationship with, and is constantly competing for her attention over Dean.



Kris Fowles, a would-be preppy blonde, but can't exactly fall into the same crowd. She is a cheerleader, and waitress at the Springwood Diner, along with Nancy. Best friends with Dean, she has a mad love relationship with Jesse.



Dean Russell, a richboy and jock. Dean is clean and preppy, and his life has been bought and handed to him for the most part. His parents are neglectful, but he is popular at school. This is a life Dean doesn't exactly enjoy. He is good friends with Kris, and has an unspoken rivalry with Jesse.



Moose, best friends with Quentin and Jesse, but is known as Springwood's idiot. No one knows his real name, but speculate it might be Toby. He often delivers puns or punch-lines, and just laughs stupidly at just about anything. This is the result of a kid raised on Beavis and Butt-head.



Ashley Gibbson, a fashion victim and whore for trends. She is part of Springwood's yearbook committee, and constantly trying to fit in, though most tend to just tolerate her.



Marcus Yeon, a young Asian blogger who lives in an unknown part of Springwood, and is never seen out of his computer. He is often in fights with his mom (off screen)and talks about random things.



Kincaid, an aggressive young black kid who spends a lot of time working out and breaking stuff. He thinks Springwood is full of "Crazy Suburban Crackers," which angers him. He is a busboy at the Diner. There are many crazy rumors about him, a new one is revealed by different characters per each episode. He sometimes breaks the 4th wall when comparing his life to that of other sitcom shows. "There's more white kids here than in...." (The brady bunch... etc.)



Marge, Nancy's mom. an over-protective alcoholic who rambles on when she is drunk, which she rarely isn't.



Alan, Quentin's dad. Also over-protective and very strict. He is a former athlete and a sports-fanatic, and the principal of Springwood High.



Jesse's Dad, sort of like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He is bloated and lazy, and very critical. Jesse fears becoming him.



Rufus, Kris' dog pet who sometimes has an inner-monologue. He enjoys the animal planet and often lives in a fantasy world, out of Elm street, which he is constantly trying to run away from. Kris tries to talk to him, which annoys him often, and though he might not look it, he is very sarcastic.






Hang Out locations:




Quentin's Basement, where music is listened to. He has a strict rule about the kind of music played. His TV is in black and white.



Jesse's Room, where they play video games and Jesse plays his guitar. He, along with Quentin and Moose also have a band together called The Creepy Jesters.



Dean's House, plenty of room in the only mansion in Springwood.



The Diner, Nancy, Kris and Kincaid work there, the others go there during the weekends.







Based on A nightmare on Elm street

(And variety of sitcoms)

That 70's/80's show

Married with Children

Boy meets World

Two and a Half Men

Saved by the Bell




Story by

Jesse Braun

Quentin Smith




Written by

Quentin Smith












1.1

PILOT EPISODE




DEAN'S HOUSE, WEEKEND PARTY[OPENING SCENE]




Open on Dean's house




Inside a bunch of teens gather around Dean, the house host, and Jesse Rock Band



"Rock'n'Roll all night" by Kiss Plays



Dean Effortlessly wins. His rivalry Jesse loses. Hard.




JESSE

SHIIIIIT..!




DEAN

(Shrugs, drinking a MONSTER)

Eh.




JESSE

What the hell, do you fucking sleep with this thing or something?




DEAN

(downs the drink)

Who says I sleep?




He waits for a girl, Ashley Gibbson, to take the drink away from him




ASHLEY

Wow, you're so cool and handsome and tall, Dean!




DEAN

I know.




JESSE

ASHLEY! Fuck him and get it over with already, will you? Jesus...




DEAN smirks. They've done that.




QUENTIN

Damn.. Dean wins again.. That makes four times in a row, Jesse




JESSE

Whos counting.




QUENTIN

Uh.. me.. and everyone else.




JESSE

SHUT UP, QUENTIN!




QUENTIN

..You sure you don't wanna call it quits and leave with some dignity?




JESSE

Never. Load the next song, richboy.




DEAN

Pick it.




JESSE

You pick it.




DEAN

(Carelessly cool)

Cool.




Dean selents "Turn on on" by the Scorpions. He hovers over Expert mode, but then bats his eyes at Jesse, and puts it on Easy.




JESSE

Whatever. Bring it, skippy.






KRIS walks into the party. She passes a stocky black kid.




KRIS

Hi, Kincaid.




KINCAID says nothing, he just shoots her a "bitch, I'll slap you" look for speaking to him.






Just as Kris enters the party, Nancy exits.




NANCY and KRIS encounter each other. We get the feeling they talk, but are not social.




KRIS

Hey.




NANCY

Hey.




...




This moment lasts for several beats, then they walk their separate ways.




KRIS walks into the party, she comes onto the crowd, Jesse is sweating. Dean hasn't broken a single sweat.






(TO BE CONTINUED)







[SCENE]






QUENTIN sits in his room. 4 AM. Doesn't sleep.



He ends up sighing and turning his computer on.




Blur "On your own" plays.




This weekend sucks.




(TO BE CONTINUED)






[SCENE]






(TO BE CONTINUED)






[SCENE]




ALAN

So, Swimming tomorrow, right buddy?




QUENTIN

Swiiiiiimmmiiinngggg...




ALAN

Great!




QUENTIN

Yep..






(TO BE CONTINUED)







[SCENE]




ASHLEY

JESS! JESS! OMG! JESSE! JESS! JESS!




JESSE

WHAT!!?!




ASHLEY

Guess what




JESSE

No.




ASHLEY

..Uh, kay, well, I saw Kris today.




JESSE

..Okay?




ASHLEY

Yep. She was with Dean.




JESSE

(angry)

.. Okay.




ASHLEY

Yep. They'll make a cute couple in the yearbook spread! Kay well bye!




JESSE

Yeah.




Ashley skips away.




QUENTIN

.. The hell?




JESSE

She annoys me.




QUENTIN

Yeah. So I wonder why Kris was with Dean?




JESSE

I don't know, they're friends. Just friends.




QUENTIN

You don't sound sure.




JESSE

Shut up, Quentin.






(TO BE CONTINUED)







[SCENE]DINER




Just as Nancy enters the Diner, Kris exits.




NANCY and KRIS encounter each other. We get the feeling they talk, but are not social.




KRIS

Hey.




NANCY

Hey.




...




This moment lasts for several beats, then they walk their separate ways.




(TO BE CONTINUED)






[SCENE] DINER (LATER)



NANCY stands at the guys table, taking their plates.




QUENTIN

Thanks.




NANCY

Whatever.




NANCY

Kincaid, a little help?




ENTER KINCAID, Stocky black kid, temper. He says nothing, just loads the dishes. Shoots them all an evil glare, then walks away.






JESSE

(Kincaid)

That guy is kinda spooky.




MOOSE

Man, I heard he just got released from Juvi for literally beating the crap out of his own mom, AND, she's a midget.




QUENTIN

Oh, come on.




MOOSE

It's true. He was holding her over his head, about to break her back all Bane Vs. Batman, and she just starts shitting all over the place.




Jesse/Quentin

... Ewwww






Kincaid carries the tray of dishes back behind the counter.




KINCAID

(angry)

Man this town has more crazy suburban characters than the fucking Brady Bunch.




Kincaid descends into the back of the diner.




QUENTIN

It sucks Bane broke Batman's back.




JESSE

Cause Villain's pwn like that.




QUENTIN

Okay, Vader.




JESSE

The sith are Badass.




MOOSE

Hah, yeah.




QUENTIN

True. Batman is in his own league of badass-ness though.




MOOSE

Yeah, the justice league.




....




MOOSE

What? He is!




JESSE

Yeah, I'd so be the Dark Knight.




QUENTIN

Man, I'D be the Batman of this group.




JESSE

Shut up Quentin. I'm Batman. You'd be Robin




QUENTIN

You'd be fucking Robin!




JESSE

Fine, I'll let you keep your dignity.. You'd be Nightwing.




QUENTIN

... Nightwing is badass.




MOOSE

Can I be Alfred?




Moment of debate.




JESSE/QUENTIN

No.




JESSE

HELL, no.




QUENTIN

The whole point of a butler is someone who can like, actually help.




JESSE

You can be Aquaman.




MOOSE

Awww... :(




QUENTIN

Anyway, if that's the case I'd still technically be Batman, because Grayson becomes Batman in the comics.




JESSE

I don't give a shit about that. I'd be fucking Batman.




QUENTIN

Screw you, Braun! I'd be Batman.




JESSE

Batman could pay for fucking dinner.




Jesse gets up and leaves the table. Then the Diner.




QUENTIN

Whatever....




...




QUENTIN

... I can do that. Check?




NANCY

(walks over)

What do I look like, a waitress?




QUENTIN

Haha.




QUENTIN checks his pockets. No Wallet.




QUENTIN

Um.. Um... ..Oh shit. Uh. Moose?




Long shot - Moose is suddenly just, gone.




QUENTIN

.. Moose? Wtf.




NANCY

I'll put it on your tab.




QUENTIN

(Sigh of relief)

Thanks.




NANCY

Whatever.




Nancy walks away.




BEAT




QUENTIN

(Questionable)

Wait, I have *a* tab?




...









[SCENE] NANCY'S ROOM



Nancy stands listening to her playlist and painting, Her mom stumbles into the room, drunk.




MARGE

Hey, sweeeety.




NANCY

OH god, Mom. You're drunk again.




MARGE

..So?









(TO BE CONTINUED)






[END SCENE] QUENTIN'S ROOM




QUENTIN sits in his room, watching the BLOG of Marcus Yeon




MARCUS (On Screen)

So today in Springwood, some shit went down! I'm talking CRAZY shit! Like Kristine Fowles complete dissed Jesse Braun for none other than, TOP of Springwood's "I would fuck" list, Richboy Dean Russell! AND OMG Ashley Gibbson Toooottally witnessed it!




JESSE Pops into his Window SUDDENLY




QUENTIN

(jumping)

WHAT THE CRAP!




JESSE KNOCKS




Quentin opens the window, reluctantly and Jesse climbs through.




QUENTIN

Jesse? It's 4 AM... What the hell are you doing climbing through my window?




JESSE

Listen. We gotta talk. I've been doing some much needed thinking. On this whole, Batman debate




QUENTIN

Oh, lord...




JESSE

No, hear me out. Listen. You're a cool guy, Quentin. And, a good friend. And, I just want you to know.. You would so be Batman.




QUENTIN

...Really?




JESSE

True, man.




QUENTIN

Thanks... Thanks Braun, that.. Really means a lot to me.




MOOSE pops in the window




MOOSE

Hey.




QUENTIN

Oh.. for fucks sake..!




JESSE

What are you doing here, man?




MOOSE

(Thinks. Lost.)

I dunno...




ALAN (Offscreen)

Quentin, everything okay up there, Buddy?




QUENTIN

(Calling out to his Dad)

Uhhh yeeeeah...--

You guys better split. All I need is for my dad to think I have guys crawling through my window.




MOOSE

.. you DO have guys crawlng through your window

(doesn't get it. But after a minute laughs.)

OHHHH.. riiight, cause then he'd think you're gay.




QUENTIN

... Yeah.




MOOSE

Cause then you'd like the cock. Haha.




QUENTIN

(points)

You get the hell out of my room.




MOOSE

Kay, check ya later.




MOOSE exits.




JESSE

So--




Moose passes by the window




MOOSE

Whoops. Went the wrong way.



....




JESSE

... So, school tomorrow?




QUENTIN

Yeah.




JESSE

Still buds?




QUENTIN

(chuckles)

Are we ever not?




JESSE

Cool.




Jesse exits.




BEAT




OFFSCREEN - SOUND of: MOOSE



MOOSE

HOLY SCHNITZEL--!




CRASH




JESSE

Moose, God damnit.




...




QUENTIN

..Man, no wonder I have fucking insomnia.




Quentin sits on his bed, and puts his headphones on.




[END CREDITS]

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